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one of the following options:

  • Press 1 for requests.
  • Press 2 for thanksgiving
  • Press 3 for complaints.
  • Press 4 for all other inquiries.

All the angels are helping other customers right now.

Please stay on the line, and your call will be answered in
the order it was received.

If you’d like to hear sing a Psalm while you’re on hold, press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, enter or her social number.

For reservations at My Father’s House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then 3-1-6

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth,
and where Noah’s ark is, please wait until you arrive here.

And here are some Emergency Numbers:

When in sorrow, call John 14

When men you, call Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful, call John 15

When you have sinned, call Psalm 5, meanwhile we find a priest for your confession.

When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34

When you are in danger, call Psalm 91

When seems far away, call Psalm 139

When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11

When you are lonely and , call Psalm 23

When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Cor. 13

For Paul’s secret to , call Col. 3:12-17

For idea of Christianity, call 1 Cor. 5:15-19

When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:31-39

When you want peace and rest, call Matt. 11:25-30

When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90

When you want assurance, call Romans 8:1-30

When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121

When your prayers grow or selfish, call Psalm 67

For a great opportunity, call Isaiah 55

When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1
How to get along with fellowmen, call Romans 12

When you think of investments/returns, call Mark 10

If you are depressed, call Psalm 27

If your pocketbook is empty, call Psalm 37

If you’re losing confidence in people, call 1 Cor. 13

If people seem unkind, call John 15

If discouraged about your work, call Psalm 126

If you find the world growing , and yourself great Psalm 19

Emergency numbers may be dialed direct.
No operator assistance is necessary.
All lines are open to Heaven 24 hours a day!

The best form of spiritual exercise is to touch the floor regularly with your knees.