A ‘slightly’ distorted view of the meaning of SUCCESS:    

At age  3 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.  
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.  
At age 18 success is . . . having a drivers license.  
At age 35 success is . . . having money.  
At age 50 success is . . . having money. 
 At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.  
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.  
At age 90 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.