We are all aware of the financial global crisis. Especially in Spain and Greece, talking just about Europe.
In a possitive mood, there are several proverbs which may help us face the week optimistically:
– There is no evil which lasts for a hundred years.
– All things happen to our good.
– There is not evil in society but in persons: if you decide to change for better, we’ll have one crook less in the World!
There it follows with a score of hilarious and impossible economic news which may uplift our optimism…
The economy is so bad that…
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, «Can you afford fries with that?»
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked «Insufficient Funds,» you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got
a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they
got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.