A husband working abroad wrote to his wife…
 Dear Sweetheart,
 I can’t send my salary this month the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.

 You are my sweetheart.

 Your loving husband,


 His wife replied…

 Sweetheart Dearest,
 Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the  Kisses…

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance… Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,
 — Best Regards