A husband working abroad wrote to his wife…
Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband,
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His wife replied…
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance… Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!
Your Sweet Heart,
— Best Regards